On one hand, Ember Atwell is a pansexual, polyamorous, kinky, pole-dancing atheist. On the other hand, she’s a pathologically conciliatory southern belle who recently graduated from divinity school after five years of alternating between wrestling and spooning with her inner demons. She spends a considerable portion of her time trying to balance these very different pieces of herself with gracefulness and humor, and she joins the Godless Perverts Story Hour tonight to offer an account of how BDSM helped her transition out of the ordination process.